1 00:00:02,969 --> 00:00:04,471 Okay, fellas, we need to move this back. 2 00:00:04,537 --> 00:00:08,308 So the strippers have plenty of room to do their thing, dawg. 3 00:00:08,375 --> 00:00:11,144 I'm too near, not to hear ya. 4 00:00:11,211 --> 00:00:13,046 Straight up. 5 00:00:13,146 --> 00:00:14,581 Hey, Martin. Martin here look. 6 00:00:14,681 --> 00:00:17,017 This is your bachelor party, man! 7 00:00:17,083 --> 00:00:18,518 Okay. Don't you worry about a thing. 8 00:00:18,585 --> 00:00:20,387 Cole went to get the girls. 9 00:00:20,487 --> 00:00:21,988 Now, Tommy, I hope they're fine. 10 00:00:22,055 --> 00:00:23,423 'Cause you know how Cole likes 'em. 11 00:00:23,523 --> 00:00:25,558 Thick in the waist, takin' up space. 12 00:00:25,658 --> 00:00:27,594 I-I ain't got much space up in here. 13 00:00:27,694 --> 00:00:29,195 Don't-don't worry about it, it's cool. 14 00:00:29,262 --> 00:00:31,031 Alright, well, look, let me call my baby 15 00:00:31,097 --> 00:00:32,866 see how her party is comin' along. 16 00:00:32,932 --> 00:00:35,235 Uh-huh, yeah. 17 00:00:35,335 --> 00:00:37,103 A-a-ah! Huh. 18 00:00:39,005 --> 00:00:40,540 Yeah, yeah. 19 00:00:42,008 --> 00:00:43,076 Hello. 20 00:00:43,176 --> 00:00:45,945 What's happenin', Bertha bug buggy? 21 00:00:46,046 --> 00:00:47,614 Where my woman at? 22 00:00:47,714 --> 00:00:49,883 You should know not to use the word "at" 23 00:00:49,949 --> 00:00:51,284 at the end of a sentence. 24 00:00:51,384 --> 00:00:53,119 Now, work that out fifth grade education. 25 00:00:53,219 --> 00:00:55,722 Yeah, whatever, just put my woman on the phone, alright? 26 00:00:55,789 --> 00:00:59,793 Alright, Napolie Cole. Did you get that one? 27 00:00:59,893 --> 00:01:02,128 - Just hold on, alright? - You hold on. 28 00:01:02,228 --> 00:01:05,198 Gina, come over here. It's your man. 29 00:01:05,265 --> 00:01:08,301 Tell him not to be callin' my house odd times of the night. 30 00:01:08,401 --> 00:01:11,137 - You tell her ain't nobody-- - Hello, honey! 31 00:01:11,237 --> 00:01:12,439 - Hey, baby. - Hey, baby. 32 00:01:12,539 --> 00:01:13,573 I miss you. 33 00:01:13,640 --> 00:01:14,941 Hey, girl, I miss you too. 34 00:01:15,041 --> 00:01:16,409 What's happenin'? What you doin'? 35 00:01:16,476 --> 00:01:18,111 Hmm, nothin'. Just waitin' for some entertainment 36 00:01:18,211 --> 00:01:19,813 Pammy hooked up. 37 00:01:19,913 --> 00:01:21,081 Yeah, well, Tommy gettin' ready to hook up 38 00:01:21,147 --> 00:01:22,715 a lil' entertainment himself. 39 00:01:22,782 --> 00:01:25,718 I think he got some uh-uh-uh mag-magicians or somethin' 40 00:01:25,785 --> 00:01:28,621 comin' through, you know? Make some things disappear. 41 00:01:28,721 --> 00:01:30,490 Here come Cole with his things. 42 00:01:30,590 --> 00:01:32,492 Okay, I'll talk to you soon, baby. 43 00:01:32,592 --> 00:01:34,094 Hey, hey, look a here, Martin. 44 00:01:34,160 --> 00:01:37,063 It's about to be on, up in here. Yeah, yeah! 45 00:01:38,298 --> 00:01:40,433 - 'Hit the music.' - Hit the music! 46 00:01:40,500 --> 00:01:42,969 - Yeah! - Oh, ladies! 47 00:01:43,069 --> 00:01:45,405 Come on! Ha ha ha. 48 00:01:57,283 --> 00:02:00,820 I-I-I-I gets busy with mine. 49 00:02:44,964 --> 00:02:48,401 Alright, ladies, let's get this party started. Okay? 50 00:02:48,501 --> 00:02:50,069 Alright, Gina, time to open the gifts. 51 00:02:50,170 --> 00:02:52,839 Oh! Please, gifts for me? You guys shouldn't have done that. 52 00:02:52,906 --> 00:02:55,408 But since you did, bring 'em on, bring 'em on 53 00:02:55,508 --> 00:02:56,910 bring 'em on. Freshen it up. 54 00:03:00,213 --> 00:03:03,483 Wait a minute. Ah! Ha ha ha! 55 00:03:09,656 --> 00:03:11,891 - Hey! - Hey! 56 00:03:11,991 --> 00:03:14,260 What, are y'all doin here? 57 00:03:14,360 --> 00:03:16,996 Excuse me? What are we doin' here? 58 00:03:17,063 --> 00:03:19,899 We came to represent, because it's obvious 59 00:03:19,999 --> 00:03:22,902 that the boozy posse ain't got no flavor. 60 00:03:24,404 --> 00:03:27,840 Where's your girl, Sheneneh? What she robbin' a liquor store? 61 00:03:27,907 --> 00:03:29,275 Uh-huh, so she can have enough money 62 00:03:29,375 --> 00:03:30,944 to help you get your teeth fixed. 63 00:03:31,044 --> 00:03:32,278 Aw! Oh! 64 00:03:32,378 --> 00:03:35,949 At least, all of mine are one color, old yellow. 65 00:03:36,049 --> 00:03:38,117 - Unh-unh, no, she didn't. - I got your back. 66 00:03:38,218 --> 00:03:42,589 Hey! Hey! Hey! This is my party, y'all. 67 00:03:42,689 --> 00:03:44,524 Now, can't y'all act like y'all can get along 68 00:03:44,591 --> 00:03:45,959 for one time, please. 69 00:03:46,059 --> 00:03:47,527 - I'm okay. - Please. 70 00:03:47,594 --> 00:03:48,628 Damn, act like a role model. 71 00:03:48,728 --> 00:03:49,896 I can't roll over for them. 72 00:03:49,963 --> 00:03:52,065 - Look at them. - Just go for it. 73 00:03:52,131 --> 00:03:53,633 - Whatever. - Come on. 74 00:03:53,733 --> 00:03:55,468 Ha ha ha. Hey y'all, hey. 75 00:03:55,568 --> 00:03:58,571 Ooh! ooh, ooh, ooh. Girl, that's a pretty dress. 76 00:03:58,638 --> 00:04:00,573 Why don't you go and look at yourself in the mirror? 77 00:04:00,640 --> 00:04:03,109 Mm-hmm, yeah, you, get on up. 78 00:04:03,209 --> 00:04:04,377 Hey, Laqueta! 79 00:04:04,444 --> 00:04:06,279 - I ain't-- - I told you don't start. 80 00:04:06,379 --> 00:04:07,814 Okay, I'm sorry. 81 00:04:07,914 --> 00:04:12,485 Anyway, as I was sayin', before I was so rudely interrupted. 82 00:04:12,585 --> 00:04:15,421 Huh, let's get to opening the gifts. 83 00:04:15,488 --> 00:04:16,823 - Okay. - Alright. 84 00:04:16,923 --> 00:04:20,426 - Here, Gina, open mine first. - Aw, thank you! 85 00:04:20,493 --> 00:04:22,795 Girl, what is this? 86 00:04:22,895 --> 00:04:25,231 Now, Gina, those are edible underwear. 87 00:04:25,298 --> 00:04:27,567 Don't play innocent. She knows she's a freak. 88 00:04:27,634 --> 00:04:30,169 Oh, please! I am not a freak. 89 00:04:30,270 --> 00:04:32,505 Never had the strawberry ones before. 90 00:04:34,107 --> 00:04:35,441 What? 91 00:04:37,343 --> 00:04:39,946 Why are you so loud? 92 00:04:40,013 --> 00:04:43,483 This is from me and Sheneneh. Here you go. 93 00:04:43,583 --> 00:04:45,018 Aw! That's very nice. 94 00:04:45,118 --> 00:04:46,853 She had her hair show in Chicago. 95 00:04:46,953 --> 00:04:48,154 But, she still wouldn't have been here 96 00:04:48,254 --> 00:04:50,523 'cause she don't like ya. 97 00:04:50,623 --> 00:04:52,959 That's not funny. 98 00:04:53,026 --> 00:04:54,794 Batteries? What am I supposed to do with these? 99 00:04:54,861 --> 00:04:58,164 Ah-ah! Girl you so crazy. 100 00:04:58,264 --> 00:04:59,699 You don't know the real deal. 101 00:04:59,799 --> 00:05:03,369 You put them in your lover plastics for when he slows down. 102 00:05:03,469 --> 00:05:06,005 'Cause these keep goin' and goin'.. 103 00:05:06,105 --> 00:05:07,473 You know what I'm talkin' about.. 104 00:05:07,540 --> 00:05:09,776 And goin', and goin'. 105 00:05:09,842 --> 00:05:11,311 Y'all nasty! 106 00:05:13,479 --> 00:05:15,615 Yo, G, this is from me. 107 00:05:15,682 --> 00:05:18,651 Something you and Martin can both use. He-he. 108 00:05:18,718 --> 00:05:20,553 That's so very nice. 109 00:05:20,653 --> 00:05:24,057 Oh! That is so sweet of you. 110 00:05:24,157 --> 00:05:25,858 Emotion lotion? 111 00:05:25,958 --> 00:05:29,128 Uh, Kilolo, the bottle's half empty. 112 00:05:29,195 --> 00:05:32,999 Sorry! My man came over last night. 113 00:05:33,066 --> 00:05:36,836 And it was on, till the break of dawn. 114 00:05:36,903 --> 00:05:39,238 Thank you, anyway. 115 00:05:39,339 --> 00:05:41,341 Okay, alright. Now as I was sayin'. 116 00:05:41,407 --> 00:05:44,811 Hey! The fun hasn't even started yet, y'all. 117 00:05:44,877 --> 00:05:46,479 Oh! Hey, you know what? 118 00:05:46,546 --> 00:05:49,649 You know, I don't want no nasty stripper, all up in my face. 119 00:05:49,716 --> 00:05:51,250 I told y'all that. I don't want one. 120 00:05:51,351 --> 00:05:53,820 Now, Gina. You should know me better than that. 121 00:05:53,886 --> 00:05:56,222 I would not get you a nasty stripper. 122 00:05:56,322 --> 00:05:57,490 - Good. - What? 123 00:05:57,557 --> 00:06:00,727 I got you the...bomb stripper! 124 00:06:03,429 --> 00:06:05,164 You really like that, don't you? 125 00:06:05,231 --> 00:06:06,866 I got experience, brah! 126 00:06:06,933 --> 00:06:08,201 Y'all, just remember this. 127 00:06:08,267 --> 00:06:09,535 One day you're gonna get married 128 00:06:09,602 --> 00:06:11,237 and I'm throwin' your bachelor party. 129 00:06:11,337 --> 00:06:12,705 And I'm gonna have Weezy Jefferson 130 00:06:12,772 --> 00:06:14,340 takin' it all off. 131 00:06:14,407 --> 00:06:17,110 You remember that weezy all up in here, boy. 132 00:06:17,210 --> 00:06:19,412 No, no, Martin, Cole-Cole goin' right now 133 00:06:19,512 --> 00:06:20,847 to get the real girls. 134 00:06:20,913 --> 00:06:24,050 Ah! Alright, right, back up off me now. Damn! 135 00:06:24,117 --> 00:06:27,954 But-uh, y'all have to admit, the one with the hearin' aid.. 136 00:06:28,054 --> 00:06:29,922 ...had back! 137 00:06:30,022 --> 00:06:33,960 Hey, we got everything, all under control, dawg. 138 00:06:34,060 --> 00:06:36,963 You know what, man? I ain't worried about no stripper. 139 00:06:37,063 --> 00:06:38,698 As long as I got my fellas, it's cool. 140 00:06:38,765 --> 00:06:40,299 We just hangin', right? 141 00:06:40,400 --> 00:06:42,468 - Look dawg-- - No, no, Martin. 142 00:06:42,568 --> 00:06:45,104 This is your bachelor party man. You should be havin' fun. 143 00:06:45,204 --> 00:06:47,140 You know, lettin' your hair down. 144 00:06:48,641 --> 00:06:50,243 Tommy, your bald headed ass ain't gonna be 145 00:06:50,309 --> 00:06:53,146 lettin' nothin' down, man. Talkin' about I lettin'-- 146 00:06:53,246 --> 00:06:54,747 - 'You should.' - I'm just sayin' that. 147 00:06:54,814 --> 00:06:56,315 That's why, that's how you sayin' it. 148 00:06:56,416 --> 00:06:57,950 Hey, wassup, man? 149 00:06:58,050 --> 00:07:01,320 I didn't know Full Force was makin' a comeback. 150 00:07:01,421 --> 00:07:03,656 Brother, if Cole sent you, it ain't that kinda party. 151 00:07:03,756 --> 00:07:06,726 Martin, just back off. This is my boy, Dante, man. 152 00:07:06,793 --> 00:07:09,061 We work out at the same gym. 153 00:07:09,128 --> 00:07:11,564 Somethin' you wanna tell me, Tommy? 154 00:07:11,631 --> 00:07:13,599 Hey, Tommy, who's the little man? 155 00:07:13,666 --> 00:07:15,234 Who's the little man? 156 00:07:15,301 --> 00:07:17,937 Little man, who'll whoop your little small ass, man. 157 00:07:18,004 --> 00:07:20,506 Okay, okay, Martin, Martin, Martin, Martin. 158 00:07:20,606 --> 00:07:22,775 It's alright, it's okay. It's okay, it's alright. 159 00:07:22,842 --> 00:07:25,445 He's cool, he cool, you know, he alright. 160 00:07:28,948 --> 00:07:30,483 He's alright, okay? 161 00:07:32,452 --> 00:07:34,687 Look, wha-what are you doin' here, man? 162 00:07:34,787 --> 00:07:36,856 You supposed to be over dancin' at Gina's party. 163 00:07:36,956 --> 00:07:38,591 I was on my way but I lost the address. 164 00:07:38,658 --> 00:07:41,594 Hold! Hold! You mean to tell me this is the dancer 165 00:07:41,661 --> 00:07:43,629 that's supposed to dance at my baby's party. 166 00:07:43,696 --> 00:07:45,431 - Yeah. - Let me get you the address. 167 00:07:45,498 --> 00:07:46,632 Let me tell you how to get there. 168 00:07:46,699 --> 00:07:48,034 Come here, brother, this way. 169 00:07:48,134 --> 00:07:49,368 Okay, what you wanna do, right? 170 00:07:49,469 --> 00:07:51,003 You go down the hall, you make a left 171 00:07:51,103 --> 00:07:53,039 then you make a right, then you make another left 172 00:07:53,139 --> 00:07:54,707 and hang your ass out on the corner. 173 00:07:54,807 --> 00:07:57,710 'Cause you won't be shakin' jack, in my baby's face. 174 00:07:57,810 --> 00:08:00,279 Step! Clear a path! Step! 175 00:08:11,390 --> 00:08:12,992 Now, what the hell am I supposed to do now? 176 00:08:13,059 --> 00:08:14,660 I told Pam I'll send 'em a dancer. 177 00:08:14,727 --> 00:08:17,463 Well, ol' Marty Marr got a dancer for y'all, eh. 178 00:08:18,664 --> 00:08:20,066 Alright, ladies. Alright, ladies! 179 00:08:20,166 --> 00:08:21,634 On the count of three, I want y'all to say 180 00:08:21,701 --> 00:08:23,169 "Set if off, baby!" 181 00:08:23,236 --> 00:08:24,971 One, two, three. 182 00:08:25,037 --> 00:08:27,707 Set it off, baby! 183 00:08:35,581 --> 00:08:39,018 Brother Man. What are you doin' here? 184 00:08:39,085 --> 00:08:41,053 Nothin'. 185 00:08:41,153 --> 00:08:43,089 Just gettin' my strip on. 186 00:08:51,998 --> 00:08:53,432 Hey, fellas, li-listen up y'all, listen up. 187 00:08:53,533 --> 00:08:55,535 I gotta tell y'all, I can't think of a better way 188 00:08:55,601 --> 00:08:59,105 of spendin' my last days, as a single man. 189 00:08:59,205 --> 00:09:01,874 You know that, kickin' it with my partners, just hangin' out. 190 00:09:01,941 --> 00:09:03,576 - Alright, dawg. - Y'all alright. 191 00:09:03,676 --> 00:09:06,078 Uh, but, hey, oh. What's up with your little black book? 192 00:09:06,178 --> 00:09:09,382 'Cause, uh...why don't you let me get in that? 193 00:09:11,584 --> 00:09:14,453 W-w-what's the matter, thick eye? 194 00:09:14,554 --> 00:09:17,456 You-you-you-you runnin' low on stacks? 195 00:09:17,557 --> 00:09:21,294 Yeah! But, you used to have all the honeys. 196 00:09:21,394 --> 00:09:22,795 Well, I gotta tell you 197 00:09:22,895 --> 00:09:25,531 I ain't used it in about, what three years or so. 198 00:09:25,598 --> 00:09:26,933 You know since I been with me baby. 199 00:09:27,033 --> 00:09:28,301 I don't even know if I can find it. 200 00:09:28,401 --> 00:09:30,937 Let me, see what I got in here. 201 00:09:31,037 --> 00:09:33,472 Badao! Found it! 202 00:09:33,573 --> 00:09:36,976 Yeah! Yeah! But, uh, let me drop a little somethin' on you. 203 00:09:37,076 --> 00:09:39,812 If you see a name in here, with four stars by it? 204 00:09:39,912 --> 00:09:42,648 Don't mess with her, she put it on ya. 205 00:09:42,748 --> 00:09:44,116 On ya! 206 00:09:46,452 --> 00:09:49,388 Alright, fellas, can I-can I, have the floor please? 207 00:09:49,455 --> 00:09:51,924 Can I have the floor for a second? Thank you. 208 00:09:51,991 --> 00:09:54,660 Today is a very emotional day for me. 209 00:09:54,760 --> 00:09:57,830 My main man, is goin' out. 210 00:09:57,930 --> 00:10:01,567 So, in honor of his last few days of freedom.. 211 00:10:01,634 --> 00:10:04,670 ...we retire his jersey, let's hear it. 212 00:10:04,770 --> 00:10:08,341 Y'all cool. I must tell you, Y'all cool, man. 213 00:10:08,441 --> 00:10:10,810 Y'all cool. Well, look, it ain't gonna be like that. 214 00:10:10,910 --> 00:10:12,645 Ain't nothin' gonna change when I get married. 215 00:10:12,745 --> 00:10:15,748 You know, it's all gonna be good. It still will be good. 216 00:10:15,815 --> 00:10:18,684 - Nip, give me a beer, man. - Here you go, man. 217 00:10:18,784 --> 00:10:20,686 'Cause after you get married, the party's over. 218 00:10:20,786 --> 00:10:22,855 Man, please, please. 219 00:10:22,955 --> 00:10:25,524 Yeah, 'cause, after my uncle got married.. 220 00:10:25,625 --> 00:10:27,426 ...he couldn't stand to look at his old lady. 221 00:10:27,493 --> 00:10:32,031 'Cause she went from all that to straight up whack! 222 00:10:32,131 --> 00:10:34,767 That's what happens, when they start poppin' out them babies. 223 00:10:35,835 --> 00:10:37,036 You know what, man? 224 00:10:37,136 --> 00:10:39,205 Y'all just scared of responsibility. 225 00:10:39,305 --> 00:10:42,375 See I want me a couple of junior Marty Marr's runnin' around. 226 00:10:42,475 --> 00:10:45,311 Shoot, I'd probably want me, what, two or three. 227 00:10:45,378 --> 00:10:47,179 I don't care, 'cause it's all good. 228 00:10:47,279 --> 00:10:49,382 I loves the kids. 229 00:10:49,482 --> 00:10:51,150 It starts off about two or three 230 00:10:51,217 --> 00:10:53,486 and then you end up, having one every week. 231 00:10:56,555 --> 00:10:59,692 You know, Nipsey, you-you-you think you know it all, don't ya? 232 00:10:59,792 --> 00:11:03,696 Now, how the hell you goin' have a baby every week, man? 233 00:11:03,796 --> 00:11:05,364 Oh-oh, you can, they just don't tell you that 234 00:11:05,464 --> 00:11:08,067 while you're single. 235 00:11:08,167 --> 00:11:10,403 Nah, nah, nah-nah. 236 00:11:10,503 --> 00:11:12,338 It ain't goin' to be like that. 237 00:11:12,405 --> 00:11:14,674 It ain't goin' to be like that at all. 238 00:11:14,740 --> 00:11:16,308 I-I know that. 239 00:11:21,981 --> 00:11:27,053 Gina! Okay, there you go, alright, oh. 240 00:11:27,153 --> 00:11:29,255 - Ugh! Gina. - 'What?' 241 00:11:29,355 --> 00:11:32,525 Could you please, do something with these brats? 242 00:11:32,591 --> 00:11:34,827 Oh, please, I'm so used to that. 243 00:11:34,894 --> 00:11:37,563 You'll see, if you ever trap Tommy into marrying you. 244 00:11:38,831 --> 00:11:40,232 Daddy's home. 245 00:11:40,332 --> 00:11:41,767 Uh-huh. 246 00:11:41,867 --> 00:11:45,271 Hey, Martin. You know what? 247 00:11:45,371 --> 00:11:47,673 You looking kinda good these days. 248 00:11:47,740 --> 00:11:50,543 - You think so, Pam? - Ha ha, psych! 249 00:11:50,609 --> 00:11:53,512 Please, get out of my way, you loser. 250 00:11:55,014 --> 00:11:56,882 - How do you manage it? - I don't know. 251 00:11:56,949 --> 00:11:59,452 How do you manage it? 252 00:11:59,552 --> 00:12:02,788 You know, Pam sure stayed fine, after all these years. 253 00:12:02,888 --> 00:12:04,557 She got it all, through there. 254 00:12:04,623 --> 00:12:06,425 - Come here, baby. - Yeah. 255 00:12:06,525 --> 00:12:07,793 - Gimme some. - Oh! 256 00:12:07,893 --> 00:12:09,795 - Mmm, love, mmm. - Oh, baby, please no. 257 00:12:09,895 --> 00:12:11,797 No, no, not, no, not, no. 258 00:12:11,897 --> 00:12:14,266 Not with the lights on, baby, please. 259 00:12:14,366 --> 00:12:16,402 You better get used to it 260 00:12:16,469 --> 00:12:18,637 'cause you stuck with me, forever. 261 00:12:18,738 --> 00:12:21,407 Now, gimme the paycheck. Handle. 262 00:12:21,474 --> 00:12:23,242 Take these children, 'cause I'm tired 263 00:12:23,309 --> 00:12:25,444 of dealing with this, by myself. 264 00:12:27,079 --> 00:12:30,449 What the...what the hell! $35? What you've been doing? 265 00:12:30,549 --> 00:12:32,051 Nothin', only back pay, they say that. 266 00:12:32,118 --> 00:12:33,886 - Ain't no back pay. - Then say it. 267 00:12:35,554 --> 00:12:37,123 Talk of $35. 268 00:12:37,223 --> 00:12:40,159 Uh-uh, look here, baby, now I've been workin' five jobs. 269 00:12:40,259 --> 00:12:41,494 I'm going to say this now. 270 00:12:41,594 --> 00:12:44,230 I'm kinda tired also, but I can get some rest. 271 00:12:44,296 --> 00:12:46,232 - Boy, you complain a lot. - 'Yes.' 272 00:12:46,298 --> 00:12:48,434 I kn-I know you ain't saying you was tired. 273 00:12:48,501 --> 00:12:50,736 Did you say you was tired? 274 00:12:50,803 --> 00:12:53,239 - I'm tired-- - No, you ain't tired. 275 00:12:53,305 --> 00:12:55,441 You tired, alright. 276 00:12:55,508 --> 00:12:56,675 You should have thought about that 277 00:12:56,776 --> 00:12:58,511 before you was knocking me up. 278 00:12:58,611 --> 00:12:59,779 Shoo. 279 00:12:59,845 --> 00:13:01,680 Uh-oh. 280 00:13:01,781 --> 00:13:03,616 Dammit! My water just broke.. 281 00:13:03,682 --> 00:13:06,986 ...and I didn't even know I was pregnant. 282 00:13:07,086 --> 00:13:09,021 - Messin' with you. - Oh! 283 00:13:10,456 --> 00:13:12,858 It's gonna be like this forever. 284 00:13:12,958 --> 00:13:15,427 Oh, man! Alright. 285 00:13:20,633 --> 00:13:22,501 Oh-h-h-h! 286 00:13:30,309 --> 00:13:31,944 Wh-what you say, Tommy? 287 00:13:32,011 --> 00:13:34,280 I said the strippers are taking forever. 288 00:13:36,148 --> 00:13:37,283 Yeah. 289 00:13:38,651 --> 00:13:42,555 Sorry to bother y'all with the withdrawals. 290 00:13:42,655 --> 00:13:47,459 But a brother was hungry, and y'all had no more sandwiches. 291 00:13:49,061 --> 00:13:51,497 'I don't believe this didn't work.' 292 00:13:54,166 --> 00:13:55,334 Aah! 293 00:13:57,069 --> 00:13:58,637 Brother Man! 294 00:13:58,704 --> 00:14:00,072 'Damn.' 295 00:14:00,172 --> 00:14:03,342 'What happened to the fire escape?' 296 00:14:03,409 --> 00:14:06,078 - He's alright. - You know what? 297 00:14:06,178 --> 00:14:09,915 I didn't think his slow ass would ever finish dancin'. 298 00:14:10,015 --> 00:14:12,685 Y'all got to admit, Martin sendin' Brother Man here 299 00:14:12,751 --> 00:14:15,888 to strip for us was funny. He sure got us. He he. 300 00:14:17,690 --> 00:14:19,692 Uh-huh, yeah, he probably still over there 301 00:14:19,758 --> 00:14:21,193 with them freaks bumpin' and grindin'. 302 00:14:21,260 --> 00:14:23,095 - You know how men do it. - Uh-uh. 303 00:14:23,195 --> 00:14:25,998 Don't even try, Martin didn't even want a stripper, okay? 304 00:14:26,065 --> 00:14:30,169 I heard that Tommy and Cole was goin' to give him a magician. 305 00:14:30,236 --> 00:14:32,538 Gina, please, you are so naive. 306 00:14:32,605 --> 00:14:34,273 - What? No, I'm not. - Yes, you are. 307 00:14:34,373 --> 00:14:38,077 Uh-uh, girlfriend, you turn your head at me 308 00:14:38,177 --> 00:14:43,082 and look at every little...hoochie in town. 309 00:14:43,182 --> 00:14:45,017 You know what? Martin loves me, okay? 310 00:14:45,084 --> 00:14:47,019 He would not disrespect me like that, okay? 311 00:14:47,086 --> 00:14:50,522 Uh-uh-uh, Gina, look don't fool yourself. Okay? 312 00:14:50,589 --> 00:14:53,192 You just give Martin another five years. 313 00:15:02,868 --> 00:15:04,136 - Yeah, oh. - Hmm. 314 00:15:04,236 --> 00:15:06,405 Oh, oh, oh, oh. 315 00:15:06,472 --> 00:15:08,641 Darling, slow down, slow down. 316 00:15:08,741 --> 00:15:12,378 I'm sorry. It's just that I missed you, big daddy. 317 00:15:12,444 --> 00:15:16,081 Yeah, yeah, okay, well, ooh! Yeah, yeah, and I missed you. 318 00:15:17,716 --> 00:15:18,918 Tha-that's my wife. 319 00:15:18,984 --> 00:15:20,619 I thought you said you weren't married. 320 00:15:20,719 --> 00:15:22,788 I-I-I-I'm not, but she is. 321 00:15:22,888 --> 00:15:24,556 Step in the closet, I'll get right back with you. 322 00:15:24,623 --> 00:15:26,892 Tuck it in, tuck it in. 323 00:15:26,959 --> 00:15:29,161 - Uh. - La la la la. 324 00:15:29,261 --> 00:15:33,499 - Hey, honey! - Honey, I'm home. 325 00:15:33,599 --> 00:15:35,067 What you doing here? 326 00:15:35,134 --> 00:15:37,269 I thought you were out of town on business. 327 00:15:37,336 --> 00:15:38,804 Oh, Martin. 328 00:15:38,904 --> 00:15:43,809 Oh, I just wanted to come home. I wanted to be with you. 329 00:15:43,909 --> 00:15:45,177 - Did you? - Yeah. 330 00:15:45,277 --> 00:15:46,912 - Aah! - Ahh! 331 00:15:48,681 --> 00:15:50,849 - Oh, wait a minute. - Huh? 332 00:15:50,950 --> 00:15:52,685 - Sweetheart. - Yeah? 333 00:15:52,785 --> 00:15:54,420 This is odd. 334 00:15:55,654 --> 00:15:57,456 Who's coat is this? 335 00:15:57,523 --> 00:15:59,325 Uh.. 336 00:15:59,425 --> 00:16:02,027 ...yours. It's your birthday. 337 00:16:02,127 --> 00:16:03,329 Happy Birthday. 338 00:16:03,429 --> 00:16:06,198 It's your birthday. Hey, it's your birthday. 339 00:16:06,298 --> 00:16:07,866 Happy Birthday. 340 00:16:07,967 --> 00:16:11,537 What's taking you so long Mr. Good Boy? 341 00:16:11,637 --> 00:16:13,138 Who is that? 342 00:16:13,205 --> 00:16:16,342 Uh, she is just here to fix the cable, baby. Uh.. 343 00:16:16,442 --> 00:16:19,545 Cable's fixed. Cable all done, then step this way. 344 00:16:19,645 --> 00:16:20,946 - Step on out. - Nice to meet you. 345 00:16:21,013 --> 00:16:23,549 Go this way, yes, step, okay, out this way. 346 00:16:23,649 --> 00:16:26,452 Step, uh, nice to meet you and tell your people 347 00:16:26,518 --> 00:16:30,322 at the cable place, hey. Uh.. 348 00:16:30,389 --> 00:16:33,625 And, baby, how long do I have to stay in here? 349 00:16:33,692 --> 00:16:35,561 Are you finished? Everything? 350 00:16:35,661 --> 00:16:37,196 You cleaned everything up in there? 351 00:16:37,296 --> 00:16:39,565 Well then, good. You know what? Thank you for coming. 352 00:16:39,665 --> 00:16:42,968 Check's in the mail. Step on out, all done. 353 00:16:43,035 --> 00:16:46,171 - Who is that? - Baby, that was the maid. 354 00:16:46,238 --> 00:16:49,308 See, see, I-I-I hired her so that I could give you some help 355 00:16:49,375 --> 00:16:50,542 around here, baby. 356 00:16:50,642 --> 00:16:53,512 - You are so good to me. - Thank you. 357 00:16:53,579 --> 00:16:54,747 I love you. 358 00:16:55,914 --> 00:16:58,317 - I love you. - Thank you. Oh! 359 00:16:59,752 --> 00:17:01,920 - Gina! - What? What'd you say, Pam? 360 00:17:02,021 --> 00:17:04,223 I said, what the hell's wrong with you? 361 00:17:04,323 --> 00:17:05,557 Nothing, but you know what? 362 00:17:05,657 --> 00:17:08,093 I-I am not going out like a sucker, okay. 363 00:17:08,193 --> 00:17:10,529 I need to handle some business at my house 364 00:17:10,596 --> 00:17:12,664 and I need some back up. Let's roll ladies. 365 00:17:15,167 --> 00:17:19,438 When them girls gonna get here, I got to get my shag re-permed. 366 00:17:21,040 --> 00:17:23,876 While you at it, get them glasses tuned up. 367 00:17:23,942 --> 00:17:27,179 - Word is bond. - Word is bond. 368 00:17:28,580 --> 00:17:29,915 Okay, look, look, y'all. 369 00:17:30,015 --> 00:17:32,851 It's about be on up here, for real this time. 370 00:17:32,918 --> 00:17:35,954 Ya-ya, hey, yo, hit the music, alright. 371 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:40,793 Introducing, Vanessa the Undresser and Butt-wild Balinda. 372 00:17:40,893 --> 00:17:42,361 How you like me now? 373 00:17:47,232 --> 00:17:49,868 Now, which one of you is the groom-to-be? 374 00:17:49,935 --> 00:17:53,705 Uh, uh, don't pay attention to the fellas. Yeah, yeah. 375 00:17:53,772 --> 00:17:55,641 But see, I can't have y'all up on me. 376 00:17:55,741 --> 00:17:58,777 My wife-to-be won't allow that. Ha ha ha. 377 00:17:58,877 --> 00:18:03,048 Oh, ladies, Martin my partner over here is little shy. 378 00:18:04,450 --> 00:18:06,819 Don't be shy. 379 00:18:06,919 --> 00:18:08,420 Damn. 380 00:18:08,487 --> 00:18:12,958 Y'all damn sure got the skills to pay the bill, don't you? 381 00:18:13,058 --> 00:18:16,161 Don't do that, y'all, make it pass out on you. 382 00:18:16,261 --> 00:18:19,898 Come on, now. Come on, now. Ha ha ha. 383 00:18:19,965 --> 00:18:22,267 Come on now, don't do that. 384 00:18:44,623 --> 00:18:47,459 Damn! 385 00:18:48,961 --> 00:18:51,196 Whoo-aaa! 386 00:18:56,535 --> 00:18:58,537 These your magicians, Martin? 387 00:18:58,637 --> 00:19:01,373 They do know magic. Be gone. 388 00:19:06,311 --> 00:19:08,547 You need to come meet me in the bedroom. 389 00:19:08,647 --> 00:19:11,150 Ah-ha-ha. Ah-ha-ha. 390 00:19:12,985 --> 00:19:15,320 Don't touch me, your airs already got me in trouble. 391 00:19:15,387 --> 00:19:17,456 Get off me! 392 00:19:17,523 --> 00:19:19,892 Oh, damn! 393 00:19:23,228 --> 00:19:26,532 Gina, Gina, Gina, yo-yo-yo, baby, it's not what you think. 394 00:19:26,632 --> 00:19:28,367 I know what it looks like. 395 00:19:28,467 --> 00:19:30,536 Martin, Martin, look, look this is your bachelor party. 396 00:19:30,636 --> 00:19:33,906 I expected you to have strippers. Okay? 397 00:19:34,006 --> 00:19:35,374 But I'll be damned.. 398 00:19:35,474 --> 00:19:38,544 ...if-if I'm having women coming out my closets 399 00:19:38,644 --> 00:19:40,879 with whips and chains. 400 00:19:40,979 --> 00:19:42,481 Alright, baby, okay. 401 00:19:42,548 --> 00:19:44,183 Look, baby, I'm not goin' be living like that. 402 00:19:44,249 --> 00:19:47,019 You got to believe, I ain't tryin' to be livin' like that. 403 00:19:48,320 --> 00:19:50,822 You know and that ain't even me, baby. 404 00:19:50,889 --> 00:19:52,591 Okay, but, uh, look. Gina. 405 00:19:52,691 --> 00:19:56,094 W-wassup with you havin' five babies and-and-and takin' 406 00:19:56,195 --> 00:19:58,430 all my money and my paychecks and stuff 407 00:19:58,530 --> 00:20:01,433 whereas I come home and I'm unhappy and I don't.. 408 00:20:01,533 --> 00:20:04,369 - I just rocking babies and-- - What are you talking about? 409 00:20:04,436 --> 00:20:06,438 Martin, where did you get an idea like that? 410 00:20:06,538 --> 00:20:10,175 - Well, Tommy and the men said-- - Oh, oh, oh, Tommy? 411 00:20:10,242 --> 00:20:12,778 - Two to three days-- - Tommy and them? 412 00:20:12,878 --> 00:20:14,112 Two to three days, Tommy and-- 413 00:20:14,213 --> 00:20:16,448 - They said babies-- - Right, Martin. 414 00:20:16,548 --> 00:20:18,450 You listenin' to your friends now? 415 00:20:18,550 --> 00:20:20,519 Oh, okay, okay, okay, hold on. 416 00:20:20,586 --> 00:20:22,688 Hold on, 'cause you're not just gonna blame one side. 417 00:20:22,754 --> 00:20:24,423 Wait a minute, Gina, okay? 418 00:20:24,523 --> 00:20:26,625 Where did you get the idea of me chasing around 419 00:20:26,725 --> 00:20:28,594 all these women and carryin' on? 420 00:20:28,694 --> 00:20:32,631 Pam is every influential. She was talking to me and I-- 421 00:20:32,731 --> 00:20:34,633 - Your road dog, Pam, huh? - Yeah. 422 00:20:34,733 --> 00:20:36,868 - She, she, she-- - Look, look, look at us, Gina. 423 00:20:36,935 --> 00:20:39,905 Gina, our friends got us all crazy, Gina. 424 00:20:39,972 --> 00:20:43,208 About nothin', baby. They got us straight up trippin' 425 00:20:43,275 --> 00:20:44,876 on things they're talkin' about. 426 00:20:44,943 --> 00:20:46,612 - They really do. - Yes! 427 00:20:46,712 --> 00:20:48,614 What's goin' on? What are we gonna do? 428 00:20:48,714 --> 00:20:50,816 Martin, you know what, this party is not for us 429 00:20:50,916 --> 00:20:52,417 it's for them, you know. 430 00:20:52,484 --> 00:20:55,587 'Cause we are gonna be partying for the rest of our lives, baby. 431 00:20:55,654 --> 00:20:57,589 - You and me. - That's right. 432 00:20:57,656 --> 00:20:59,658 - And that's where I wanna be. - Oh, baby. 433 00:20:59,758 --> 00:21:01,660 Well, you know what, that's where I wanna be too. 434 00:21:01,760 --> 00:21:03,996 - Is it? - Let's get this party started. 435 00:21:04,096 --> 00:21:05,831 - Oh, yeah? - Mm-hmm. 436 00:21:05,931 --> 00:21:07,332 - Wait a minute. - What? 437 00:21:07,432 --> 00:21:09,501 Maybe, I better go back out and, uh.. 438 00:21:09,601 --> 00:21:10,769 ...help them with the strippers. 439 00:21:10,836 --> 00:21:13,305 Yo, no, no, no, no. 440 00:21:15,440 --> 00:21:17,943 If anybody is gonna be stripping around here 441 00:21:18,010 --> 00:21:19,745 it's gonna be you and me. 442 00:21:19,811 --> 00:21:21,647 - Oh, okay. - Oh, yeah. 443 00:21:34,192 --> 00:21:36,528 It's your bachelor party, I expected them.. 444 00:21:36,628 --> 00:21:37,863 Damn! 445 00:21:39,464 --> 00:21:41,767 - Damn! - Here we go. 446 00:21:43,302 --> 00:21:44,202 Come on.